learning curves

i just wanted to note here that HOLY COW i've been learning a lot the last few weeks. new techniques, new crafts, new schedules, new programs and applications. and mostly, the computer stuff is what makes my brain hurt.

i would LOVE to just magically understand googleapps, and how to work my blog, and what good is twitter, anyway? also, my learning process would go more smoothly if error messages were limited to one of these options:

1. computers aren't actually capable of doing whatever it is that you're trying to do.
2. you're doing it wrong.
3. the website/program/application/whatever is broken.
4. your computer is broken.
5. don't you remember? you changed your password, bonehead.

just saying.